[#402: the hotel had the best shower holllyyycrapppp]

okay sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo spx
i guess ill start
with the wonderful journey me and sarah went through
to try and find 88th and broadway, where the chinatown bus was supposed to be
YOUD THINK WED TRY CHINATOWN
but we didnt
oh we didnt

so basically we walked around for an hour or so trying to find this shit station, it was freezing, and the bag i had decided to bring with me turned out to be the WORST BAG TO CARRY AROUND FOR MORE THAN THREE MINUTES EVER
im completely surprised i dont have nine-thousand-billion blisters
ANYWAY so we just wound up going taking the bus thats near penn station WAOW
then the actual conventionnnn it was awesome





THEN BASICALLY THE TRIP BACK WAS 289283 TIMES WORSE THAN THE TRIP THERE
so me and sarah went to eat in chinatown (where we would pick up the bus yanno) and we waited A BILLION YEARS for one (which we didnt look up by the way, we just assumed one would come eventually because were pretty dumb) SO EVENTUALLY i called mia and asked her to look up the schedule, and we found out the last bus (on the line we usually took) was at 4 pm
SOOOO we had to take a different one which came in an hour and 45 minutes
SO WE WAITED
then that bus
holy crap
was the worst ever
it made FOURTY THOUSAND more stops than the one we usually took, and kept on getting off the freeway and going around creepy looking suburban areas (we both half expected it to make the last stop there or something to leave us stranded)
it had cockroaches
and the toilet was the grossest thing ever, everevervevvevrghgedjhdlkjshol

so anyway
when we finally got off, it left us in chinatown which was DEAD so it was incredibly creepy
we were pretty tired, and there were no subways near and we would have to take another bus to get to sarahs dorm, so we hailed a cab
SO WE GET TO SVA AND WE GO UP TO THE SECURITY GUARD and he basically tells us
that i cant come up
because i had to have signed in by 11 pm
it was like 4:30 in the morning
he told us wed have to wait until 8 am
it was the stupidest fucking shit ever

SO we took the 6 to grand central and then the 7 back to queens to kellihous
WOW WHAT A FUN TRIP HOME
wow

but i still think it was worth it
knowing wink and end theme music


ps i never finished that comic anyway lols